Flowers
Flowers are a terrible gift. They slowly wilt and die. What sign of commitment, fidelity, or long term desire is that? If you want to win my heart, build me a coffin. That says you’re willing to put in the time, or passion that it will take to put me in the grave.
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asomewhatrandomhuman said:
The last time I gave a woman flowers, it was a half dozen roses that took me over a week to find. They were extremely rare. The first words out of her mouth: “Where are the other six”. Last. Time.
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splintersandmilkshakes said:
That would be a cool gift in my book! ;0
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girlbrokendown said:
I’d love to see how your mind works because the stories you come up with are so deliciously twisted.
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dullandwickedordinaryway said:
LOL what about fake flowers? Plastic never dies!
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